Is My 4 Year Old an Atheist?

“Mommy!!  Come here, quick!” the scream from Natalie, our 6 year old, seemed urgent so Amy sped into the kids bathroom where Natalie was standing over her 4 year old brother.

“Nathaniel said he doesn’t like Jesus.”  Natalie said with disgust.

Nathaniel immediately started his explanation, “I like Jesus but I don’t like the big Jesus, I just like the baby Jesus!”

Amy was relieved there was no blood or real emergency to be dealt with but Natalie seemed a little scarred by her younger brother’s flippant attitude about the grown up Jesus.  I have a Theology degree from a well respected University so I took over the inquisition of his issue with Jesus.

“So, what’s your problem with the big boy Jesus?” I asked in a firm voice.

“I don’t know.  I just don’t like him.  I like the baby Jesus better.  He’s nicer.”

That was it.  No repentance was to be forced from him tonight.  But I think we’re ok since he at least believes in the baby Jesus.  I don’t think our preschooler can be considered an atheist…yet.  But I do think he’s pretty close to Ricky Bobby.  Just another example of the Southern influence in my family’s life!  Our conversation could have easily gone like this tonight…

~ by brianseay on December 6, 2007.

9 Responses to “Is My 4 Year Old an Atheist?”

  1. Funniest clip from the movie – by far. The “Baby Jesus Theology” would be a top five selling book .

  2. That prayer rocks, thanks for the laugh! I needed it, The Office is on strike.

  3. oh I have so much to look forward to:)

  4. I was just telling my friend about this scene – good stuff.

    I don’t think you need to worry about your boy. He hasn’t had an all-consuming desire to see The Golden Compass by any chance, has he?

  5. Spence said I needed to see this blog post. He was right. :)

    I like you.

    C

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  7. I was so glad to see that you tube box after I read baby Jesus…so funny.
    jenn

  8. I’m not even gonna lie…I like Christmas Jesus too!!!

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