Is My 4 Year Old an Atheist?
“Mommy!! Come here, quick!” the scream from Natalie, our 6 year old, seemed urgent so Amy sped into the kids bathroom where Natalie was standing over her 4 year old brother.
“Nathaniel said he doesn’t like Jesus.” Natalie said with disgust.
Nathaniel immediately started his explanation, “I like Jesus but I don’t like the big Jesus, I just like the baby Jesus!”
Amy was relieved there was no blood or real emergency to be dealt with but Natalie seemed a little scarred by her younger brother’s flippant attitude about the grown up Jesus. I have a Theology degree from a well respected University so I took over the inquisition of his issue with Jesus.
“So, what’s your problem with the big boy Jesus?” I asked in a firm voice.
“I don’t know. I just don’t like him. I like the baby Jesus better. He’s nicer.”
That was it. No repentance was to be forced from him tonight. But I think we’re ok since he at least believes in the baby Jesus. I don’t think our preschooler can be considered an atheist…yet. But I do think he’s pretty close to Ricky Bobby. Just another example of the Southern influence in my family’s life! Our conversation could have easily gone like this tonight…


Funniest clip from the movie – by far. The “Baby Jesus Theology” would be a top five selling book .
That prayer rocks, thanks for the laugh! I needed it, The Office is on strike.
oh I have so much to look forward to:)
I was just telling my friend about this scene – good stuff.
I don’t think you need to worry about your boy. He hasn’t had an all-consuming desire to see The Golden Compass by any chance, has he?
Spence said I needed to see this blog post. He was right.
I like you.
C
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Friendly Atheist » The Kid’s Got a Bright Future said this on December 8, 2007 at 10:44 am |
I was so glad to see that you tube box after I read baby Jesus…so funny.
jenn
I’m not even gonna lie…I like Christmas Jesus too!!!
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